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direct deposit is a blessing

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell)

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tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

posted:5 hours ago, 26223 notes
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arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

posted:6 hours ago, 19246 notes
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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

posted:6 hours ago, 4008 notes
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chubbykirk:

i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

posted:7 hours ago, 15173 notes
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◢ What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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(Source: myegotisticalindulgences)

posted:7 hours ago, 5983 notes
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comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”
“who?”
“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”
Now I get it
It’s a horror movie
People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god
First the bizarre happenings start:
someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes
another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches
people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning
people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects
a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes
then their god turns sadistic
pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings
doors vanish just as a house fire begins
an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on
a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside
and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician
the horror has begun



I would pay a lot to watch that movie

one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

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I would pay a lot to watch that movie

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

there are just some things in the universe that are fact and cannot be debated. examples?

water is wet

i am cute

nickelodeon is trash

posted:14 hours ago, 1068 notes
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soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

posted:14 hours ago, 8867 notes
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d3ssins:

person pronounces my name wrong

"oh that’s not how you say it?"

we both awkwardly laugh for ten thousand years

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kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

posted:16 hours ago, 70921 notes
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literarysins:

In light of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer coming out today, quick reminder that that book is about an abusive and controlling relationship, not BDSM.

Fanfiction (published or not) is important for women of all ages to explore gender roles and sexuality in a way that is less stigmatized and more accessible. 

But do not do the BDSM community a disservice by calling the relationship described in the book a BDSM experience. 

posted:16 hours ago, 16047 notes
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hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

posted:1 day ago, 193944 notes